My neighbors are CRAZY!

Okay, so Greg is pretty cool. Offered me a sweet deal on some limo rides from the airport. As we talked, we discussed the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of the creation of the universe. Yeah, he digs it. He borrowed my book and my copy of The Aristocrats, not to be confused with the Aristocats.

Mary is just as I thought. I ran to Wal-mart before we all went for a late night snack and evidently I missed the full all out breakdown. Hmmm..... While we were eating, she got locked into an intense religious discussion with the lady in the next book. I don't mean to generalize, but they were talking about the Lord, calling each other Sister, and the other woman was a horizontally gifted woman of the African American persuasion. (Sorry, kids. That's as PC as I get.) Jay continued to drink. A lot. Though being a driver, he immediately stated that he would not be driving us since he had already consumed three beers. Hey, got to give him credit.

Anyway, I hope to form a friendship with Greg. He has been through some rough times (like robbed, assaulted and had to file for banktruptcy right as he was about to open his own business rough) and seems to be doing very well for himself. Mary just wanted to pick my brain about her ex. How can she help him, why is he paranoid? I mean really, he was physically, emotionally and sexually abused and then married and later divorced an abusive anorexic. Do you really need more info? Yes. Yes she did.

Well, that's all I have. All in all, it was a productive night for my extrovert side, but I did not finish all of my work...... sorry MissE and MissC. I promise it will be done on time, though it is not done at this time.