Wednesday, January 23, 2008

gotta love them

So far, the trip has gone well with E. I ended up just barely beating her to her apartment because I was trying to get together my work for the rest of the week and then ran into crazy Mary. (Really, how many times do I have to hear her call her ex a f__er as she tells me that she is working for Jesus?) This week she added to her story that she thinks one of the management ladies in the office is working with those who are evil in their hearts to sabotage her apartment.

Anyway, last night E and I held each other in the dark as we cried...

and lit candles...


for Heath Ledger....

No, actually, she is doing as well as can be expected. Understandably, she wasn't so excited about going to work at the happiest place on earth (who would?!?!) Tonight when she gets off of work we are heading out to Disney or somewhere else where we can break in her new sweet camera! Also, since she is a non-food-loving-sad person we have to try and find something to tempt her palate...(Shelby, drink the juice.)

To sum up my stay so far, I have this list.
WHY IT'S ALWAYS BETTER TO STAY OVER WITH GIRLS:
1. If you forget soap or bodywash, you don't end up using your shampoo.
2. Their apartments don't smell like feet or day old beer.
3. When you are done washing your face, you can use a hand towel to dry rather than toilet paper.
4. If you forget an extra shirt, the one you borrow doesn't say "I'm with stupid" or "Rock out with your cock out"
and my fave..
5. When you run out of toilet paper, there is always a stash within arms reach.

Have a good hump day everyone!

(Seriously, Heath is dead!?!? Kinda crazy!)

4 comments:

Dribs n' Drabs said...

Love your list at the end. Very funny.

nikkis30by30 said...

Ok, the list is seriously great.

"Shelby drink the juice".... am I the only one that gets that line?!?!

And Heath. I have a confession to make. He has faked his death so that he can be with his one true love..... ME. We have been planning this for years, and it is finally coming to fruition. I am so happy. And I hope that you can all be happy for me!

Katie Brenneman said...

Heath! NOOOOO! I was informed last night and am still devastated. I barely slept, oh wait, that was because Alaina had a bad cough all night.

Mimi in the Midwest said...

That list is publishable. You are such a great friend.