Okay,
Here's a little story from last Friday.
It's noon. I hear a knock on my door and head off for the sink (yes, the sink since I had a green mud mask on). As I am washing my face I hear someone messing with the door knob and holler out "hang on a sec" assuming it is maintenance. They shout out "Open up it's ___" (I missed the name.) Checking the peephole, I see an African American woman there. Well, the whole office is hispanic, so what the crap?
Then across the hall Crazy Mary flings open her door. Screaming at her that she knows what she is doing and she needs to get out, she confronts my visitor. She says she is not here to see her so mind her own business. Then good ole CM starts yelling "In the name of Jesus, get out you devil. Go away, I command you in the name of Christ to leave."
Oh-Kay. The woman knocks the wreath off of CM's door when she slams it in her face and then leaves. About a minute later, CM comes flying out of her apartment on her phone, screaming that they are going to miss her and to just send someone. Then she HANGS UP. On the 911 operator. THEN she CALLS BACK! She wants me to tell them my story. (Um, tell 911 that a woman was knocking on my door until CM verbally attacked her?) She starts yelling at the new guy on the phone:
"Ma'am, why are you hanging up on 911."
"I'm not hanging up on you, the last woman wouldn't listen to me."
"What seems to be the problem?"
"There is a woman here trying to rob us. She is knocking on doors and then she is going to push us inside so her buddy can come rob us."
"Did she try to do this to you?"
"No, but she knocked on my neighbers' doors and then she became violent when I told her to leave."
"What do you mean violent? Did she touch you?"
"No, but she got up in my face and was pointing her finger at me."
At this point in time, I decided to head back into my apartment. I wanted to be able to put on a bra before the police came.
I didn't hear anything else about it, and when I got back home from Orlando on Sunday, my TV was still here.
3 comments:
"get out you devil. I command you.." Wow, that's ???????? I'm not sure!! I wouldn't know whether to laugh or call the looney bin. Good news about the tv!
p.s. If I blogged I'd have to write- I heard a knock on the door and it was Chuck. He was so happy because he found one of his cats in our garage- he thought it had died. He had come to tell me the cow with the curled up hooves was ------ (I can't say what he said because it's a gross description of a cow that's ready to calve)and he was sure she would calve soon. I called your dad and he said, "She'll be fine." Very exciting stuff. AND our tv is still here.
Funny stuff, my tv is still here too. The power of Christ is wonderful stuff. Thank CM for all of us!! LOL!!
I can't lie here, Stace..... the fact that you said you had to put a bra on before the cops came.... you KNOW what I am thinking here..... You KNOW.... you can hear my comments.... tell me you can!!! I can't really post them.... tell me you're pickin up what I'm puttin down.... please.... I can't stop giggling.... hee hee hee!!
LOVE YOU!!!
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