I am going to start blogging. It is hard since I can no longer do it during the day at work, but I am bound and determined to resume my storytelling. And I have a new mission. OM appears to be in a funk for fall. I shall now get her to giggle with all of my wit and banter.
E's parents are in town. We went to eat at the local steakhouse. While talking, we got on the subject of online dating and E told a story about a girl who was not so good at "bonding". She would chat with guys online or on the phone and felt a "connection". One specific time left her in tears because after the first date, she discovered they like all the same tv shows. (No joke.) They had a second date and she slept with him. (also no joke.) He never called back again. E listened to her cry and then instigated a new dating rule. "No sleeping with guys for at least the first month." I began to mock the story and stated "I'm sorry, I can't sleep with you yet. I made a deal with my friend that I wouldn't sleep with men for the first month." As the waiter steps up to the table.....
"Wow, how long have you lived here?"
"A couple of years."
"Hmmm....."
I have no idea what me living in FL has to do with anything, but I'm sure the kitchen staff got a good laugh out of the story. I know our table did.
I redeemed myself tonight by not embarassing anyone. Well, except perhaps E since her BF was with us. LOL
5 comments:
Hee hee.
The funk is temporary, I promise. You blogging more will definitely help the situation!
BTW - Blogger will now say I'm commenting at 3:30 in the morning, but really, it's almost 6. Just getting ready to hop in the shower. Gotta love those early teacher wake up calls!
Okay, maybe it won't say that. It must just show the time zone of the person who owns the blog. When I comment on some people's, they must be in the pacific time zone, and THAT'S why I look like a crazy person who comments in the middle of the night!
hee hee . . .
was he at least cute? Probably not.
I can't believe your waiter said that, but it is funny. You'll have to include that in your first movie. What did you have to eat? (It's supper time and I'm hungry.)
The waiter was..... Okay looking MTG. I had a steak, baked sweet potato and veggie skewers.
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