Okay, so I have this pair of birkenstock-like-sandals that I wear when I am feeling particularly casual at work. The other day I knew I was going to be running around, so I wore them. The only problem is that they suction to my feet and about every fourth or fifth step they make that funny *pblttt!* noise.
So, I am walking around on the third floor (not mine, but the math editorial for the project I am working on) and this lady in front of me by a few steps drops some papers. As she bends over to pick them up, my shoes "farts". I thought nothing of it until she stood up, turned around and with downcast eyes said, "Excuse me!".
What do you say??!?!? "No no, it wasn't you, it was me"? At first I didn't even realize what she was apologizing for, then it hit me. Now, I simply can't stop giggling over the whole ordeal.
2 comments:
Ha! That poor lady!!!
I think maybe your shoe fart covered up something she was REALLY embarrased about. My mom calls them the walking farts.
That is Toot funny. What a gas. You sure passed that off. What a great break you got on that one. HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
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